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The Feds Are Buying

The Feds Are Buying tracks Price Surges alerts on Solana, measures how they played out, and links you to the Telegram channel that posts them first.

What this desk watches

A Price Surges alert means price moved sharply inside a short window.

Momentum alerts show that something is moving, not why. The Feds Are Buying reads Price Surges on Solana as a question: who is driving the move, and can the pool absorb it?

The Feds Are Buying tracks Price Surges because moves show up there first. The desk then compares volume with liquidity, holder count and wallet spread before it treats a move as real.

Start here: Divide 24-hour volume by liquidity. A very high ratio can mean churn between a few wallets. Look at how many distinct buyers joined during the move, not only the volume total.

On the board now

Loading live Price Surges alerts…

Screen: market cap at least $20.0K, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.

Dated examples from the network

TokenChainFirst alert capTracked capMultipleReport
DOSBSC$69K$7500K110x2026-08-16
RETAILRobinhood$19K$362K19x2026-09-02
astroRobinhood$74K$5600K76x2026-09-09
GMERobinhood$41K$3300K80x2026-09-04

Selected dated examples from XTRACK reports: multiple = tracked market cap at the report date divided by the market cap at first alert. These are not typical results and not realised profits.

Join the channels

Telegram is where every Price Surges alert lands first. These are the verified routes for The Feds Are Buying.

@gmgnxpricesurgesThe source channel for this desk: all Price Surges prints on Solana.
@empiresolpumptrendA pump.fun token is ranking on the launchpad's trending view: the Pump Trending channel.
Open SOLANA MainAll Solana lanes in one verified group.
Add Momentum folderA Telegram folder: one tap adds the related channels.
@gmgnx_chatThe community chat, for questions and discussion.

The checklist

Every Price Surges alert gets the same checks at The Feds Are Buying.

#Check
1Check the first minutes for same-block buys from linked wallets.
2Set volume against pool depth and new holders over the same window.
3Look at what the creator address launched before and how those ended.
4Re-check the token an hour later; many setups change fast.
5Copy the full contract address from the alert, never the ticker.

What passes here

The Feds Are Buying does not show every Price Surges alert. It applies one fixed screen, and the live board above uses the same rule:

  • market cap at least $20.0K
  • top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %

Checked against the latest 36 alerts in the lane (about 2 hours): 30 passed. Those that passed had a median market cap of $504.4K, median liquidity of $71.3K and about 1590 holders. 3 out of 36 alerts showed a pool smaller than a tenth of the cap — a warning sign on its own. The median top-10 holder share across the lane was 22 %.

Values measured on 2026-09-24 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.

Guides for this lane

Five reads that fit Price Surges alerts on Solana, chosen by The Feds Are Buying.

From the @gmgnxpricesurges lane

Snapshot of 2026-09-24: alerts The Feds Are Buying pulled from the @gmgnxpricesurges lane, with the market data printed at alert time.

  • At 05:49 UTC the feed caught AQUA: cap $691.0K, liquidity $100.1K, 1,216 holders, top 10 holding 22 %.
  • At 05:48 UTC the feed caught familiars: cap $1.67M, liquidity $195.7K, 4,518 holders, top 10 holding 15 %.
  • 05:27 UTC · PURR entered the lane at $7.38M; pool depth $512.7K, 14,033 holders.
  • FUNKOS alerted at 05:17 UTC. Market cap $203.7K, liquidity $38.7K, 1,066 holders.
  • PUMPCAT (05:01 UTC) — $213.1K cap against $52.5K liquidity, top 10 holding 22 %, -4.6 % over the prior hour.
  • SI alerted at 04:55 UTC. Market cap $453.6K, liquidity $59.5K, 1,590 holders.
  • 04:08 UTC · up entered the lane at $57.9K; pool depth $23.5K, 1,255 holders.

Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.

Numbers, not promises

4 %5x in 24 h
79 %dead in 24 h
18 %2x in 24 h
299tokens measured

299 Price Surges alerts on Solana matured in the last 7 days. 18 % doubled inside 24 hours, 4 % went 5x, and 79 % were dead within the day, usually after about 2.7 h. For comparison, 24 % of all Solana alerts doubled. The measured 2x rate sits below the rest of Solana with 95 % confidence in this window.

Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-24. Full scoreboard.

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Common questions

What is The Feds Are Buying?

It is one of the Empire's public desks. It watches Price Surges alerts on Solana, prints them live and explains how to check each one.

What does 'dead' mean on the scoreboard?

A token counts as dead when its market cap falls 80 % or more from the first alert, drops under $5K, or its pool loses its liquidity.

How often does a Price Surges alert reach 2x?

In the last 7 measured days, 18 % of Price Surges alerts on Solana reached 2x within 24 hours (299 tokens). The same share can be very different next week.

How do I get these alerts on my phone?

Join the @gmgnxpricesurges channel on Telegram. It posts every Price Surges alert as it happens.